1. Have you ever slept naked? : Hell yeah!
2. Have you ever masturbated? : ...
3. What’s your bra size,dick length? : If I had a bra size and a dick length would my life be succesful!
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: Jag hoppas min första kamel kommer bli amazing (Y)
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person? : Yeah.. Min lampa och jag har setts intima ganska många gånger förr, tills han hittade.. sin förtjusande glödlampa..:c
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : Jag har frågat mamma ett flertal gånger vad jag ska göra av alla vårtor på mina tår, så ja!
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : My mum :I
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : I prefer to fly on my majesteticull horse-cow all day
9. What’s your greatest fantasy? : FANTASI!! RULLAR VI RUNT BLAND MJUKA KUDDAR!
10. Would you suck on anyone’s toes? : Eww.. that would be disguesting D:
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : On a mexico, with flying burritos, on their way to March
12. Would you have sex there? No, I don't have sex..
13. How old do you think you’ll be your first time? : 80 000 year
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: Like a get-sex. I really prefer that :3
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : * Come here your sexy banan* Ew.. Banan you're gross and narcissistic
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex? o.o ?
17. What and who turns you on? : Good question! I think the answer is pie.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone’s pants? : Ofcourse
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: Gravad le put, Putin ? :0
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : Mina händer, när jag ska rätta till trosan så jag inte får string :I
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: Yes
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: That question is none of anyones business
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: Den där fula saken från lyftarens guide till galaxen ;)
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : Nope, to many
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : I like to be a kawaiiPotato :3
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : Your mama.. Hey hey.. Your mama
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Well.. Räknas teen mom ?
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Räknas magdansaren i Turkiet ? Hon gillade btw min tröja :D Som dock är försvunnen nu.. :'c
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What’s your kinky fetish? : Don't have any
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : Kankse bara att läraren blev dödad, vet inte det var så länge sen och har inte sett läraren efter det. * Efter det blev jag diagonsiserad med schizofreni*
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Nope, bara fejk sörru (Fulaste ordet i världen *Sörru*)
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Nope
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : well yeah.. once.. ;P Nä, men alltså, dom är rätt äckliga
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : CINAMON
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: BDSM ?
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Hur fan hade ni tänkt att jag skulle göra det? Men i för sig är det ju bara att använda en gurka, men från en skal 1-10 hur sexigt är det ens? De använder ju gurka i undervisningssyfte och till mat.
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: WTF RAPE?
40. If someone says “spank me” do you do it and get turned on?: Nope. I go away slowly from dat person and run ma ass of far far away from dat person..
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Vem har inte gjort det alltså ? ;P
42. Have you ever seen anyone’s dick? Yes box
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else’s while you were both naked? : Varför skulle man göra det? Bara typ: Kolla din vårta är större än min, OMG!
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : ALLSÅ WUT DA ACTULL FUCK!?!
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : Vad komsikst att dom använder '' done with someone'' men tidigare använde ordet sex längre upp, det är som dom bara kopierat fråga rakt av och bara : Oh nej, vi måste ändra några ord så det blir en helt ny fråga. :O
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? :Jag kastade en järnsten på någon en gång...
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : I don't know
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: Av allt i världen man kan tänka på så har jag aldrig ens givit en tanke om det, och det är jag glad för
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: The fuck
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? Dom har ju sett några gånger att jag rymt hemifrån, eller den gången jag förvandlade hela bostdadsrätten till ett sjörövarskepp
51. Have you ever caught them?: Det enda jag sett mina förärldrar göra (när det var tillsammans) var att mamma nopprade hår från pappas kind. o.o
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : I'm not a mermaid så tyvärr.
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : --
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : Jag brukar springa runt och låtsas som att jag är en rockstjärna naken ju :D
55. What do you wear to bed? : Ja, inte min rosa helikopter i alla fall *HOST, HOST*
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Hoppat i sängen så den gått sönder, da!
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : If it was a car, yes.
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M’s? : I don't like M&M's
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Huh ?
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : Teddy björnen Fredriksson, ja så hette han.
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Kan vi ta bort den frågan ur registret
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: Jag skulle vilja punktera hjulet, men shh! Don't say anything ;)
68. What does the number “69” mean to you? : Summer of 69! Hey!.. varför är inte det fråga 69 ?
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : Stal en klubba på ica..
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Pee
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Yes, that's why I'm diagonsied with schizofrenia. I see things that nobody else see :D
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : I thing so
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody’s chest or dick? : Why dick or chest? Jag älskar att vila på någons mage. :) Och när jag är trött typ Gabriels axel.
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? Yes.. :s
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Ehm ? Hur menar de?
78. Does ice cream turn you on? Ew.. Ice cream.. So freaking coold
79. How about cherries? : Nope that either
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : Have ever seen it in Orange is the new black
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : Music can be my soul
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : Asså stop it, man
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : Nej.
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don’t even know? : Nej.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : Nej.
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Hm.. maybe..
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? Jag vet inte. Have I kissed someone. Ops probably drunk by then.
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : I'm forever alone so stop it :(
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Försöka göra allt jag någonsin viljat göra och försöka så gott som möjligt inte få panik över vad jag inte hinner göra, sen också skriva massa farvälbrev och slutet jag vill ha på alla berättelser/böcker jag inte hinner att skriva klart. Jag borde också börja skriva mitt testamente redan nu.
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Rakt i nyllet xD
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? Oh I was just on ma why making choclate, hehehe. Nej, men mina föräldrar behöver inte oroa sig för jag kommer alltid vara forever alone. xD
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Jättefin lila färg ( Reklam för analfärg.com)
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? Very vwell (Y)
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? I have never make out :c
98. Your love life is like which of these movies: Lite som i dom filmerna då alla blir friend zoned och ens crush blir ihop med någon annan. :P
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together : nope
100. Have you ever burped while making out? Yes, a thousend times
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? WHAT THA FUCK DO THIS MEANS!! ???
